Hello world!

Well hello there!

Following the death of a site at which I used to blog, I have decided to pitch my tent here and carry on where I left off about a year ago. That’s the kind of person I am, you see: forceful, decisive, quick to act when Life throws a banana skin onto the pavement.

What can you expect? Laughter? Maybe. Tears? Not on my watch. Cliche? Oh yes! A shitload of the stuff I already blogged on the now-defunct site? I see you have spotted my cunning plan…

So a hearty welcome to you all. I hope you enjoy the ride. And please don’t be sick on the back seat.

Captain Limey

About captainlimey

Captain Limey is the alter ego of a mild mannered idiot. He can also be found on Twitter, either as @CaptainLimey or in his new guise as a purveyor of Gangland Mummy Porn in @50ShadesOfKray. Despite a magnificent costume, specially created for him by his mother, he has no super powers, unless you count the ability of his skin to eat through metal, given enough time. This has led to the buggeration of several watches of his acquaintance but has not thus far proved harmful to other lifeforms. The Captain hopes you will enjoy his blogged musings and forgive the occasional rant against the world at large, and idiot dictators in particular. They really get his gander up.
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