Blurring The Edges

KIM JONG UN

Plutonium is a preference for the habitual abuser of what is known as (half-life)
And mushroom clouds can’t be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as (half-life)
Jong Un’s got brewer’s droop, he gets intimidated by the South Koreans
He hates those little bastards (PARK-life)
Who’s that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your porklife, mate…
Get some Military Exercise…

ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE

Over to Kim Jong Un:
“I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, when I get rudely awakened by the Americans
(Half-life)
I put my uniform on, have a cup of green tea and I think about nuclear war (half-life)
I enrich the uranium, I sometimes enrich the plutonium too:
It gives me a sense of enormous well being (half-life)
And then I’m happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be
A bit of a nuke devoted to it (half-life)

“ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE

“Half-life (half-life)
Half-life (half-life)

“It’s got nothing to do with vorsprung durch technik you know
It’s all about the centrifuges that go round and round and round
Half-life (half-life)

“ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE

ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
BLINDLY TRUSTING THEIR HALF-LIFE”

About captainlimey

Captain Limey is the alter ego of a mild mannered idiot. He can also be found on Twitter, either as @CaptainLimey or in his new guise as a purveyor of Gangland Mummy Porn in @50ShadesOfKray. Despite a magnificent costume, specially created for him by his mother, he has no super powers, unless you count the ability of his skin to eat through metal, given enough time. This has led to the buggeration of several watches of his acquaintance but has not thus far proved harmful to other lifeforms. The Captain hopes you will enjoy his blogged musings and forgive the occasional rant against the world at large, and idiot dictators in particular. They really get his gander up.
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8 Responses to Blurring The Edges

  1. Now that I figured out the song, I realize what a brilliant parody this is. Boy, you really hate dictators, don’t you. What did they ever do to you? Were you traumatized by Hitler as a youth?

  2. captainlimey says:

    I think it’s mostly the sad waste of opportunity. The “what might have been” if only they weren’t such arrogant, self-centred gits. That and the Hitler bear my mum bought me when I was two.

  3. MoreThanACat says:

    Ally – this is superb!! Well done

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