Plutonium is a preference for the habitual abuser of what is known as (half-life)
And mushroom clouds can’t be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as (half-life)
Jong Un’s got brewer’s droop, he gets intimidated by the South Koreans
He hates those little bastards (PARK-life)
Who’s that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your porklife, mate…
Get some Military Exercise…
ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE
Over to Kim Jong Un:
“I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, when I get rudely awakened by the Americans
(Half-life)
I put my uniform on, have a cup of green tea and I think about nuclear war (half-life)
I enrich the uranium, I sometimes enrich the plutonium too:
It gives me a sense of enormous well being (half-life)
And then I’m happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be
A bit of a nuke devoted to it (half-life)
“ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE
“Half-life (half-life)
Half-life (half-life)
“It’s got nothing to do with vorsprung durch technik you know
It’s all about the centrifuges that go round and round and round
Half-life (half-life)
“ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR HALF-LIFE
ALL MY PEOPLE,
THE NORTH KOREANS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
BLINDLY TRUSTING THEIR HALF-LIFE”
Now that I figured out the song, I realize what a brilliant parody this is. Boy, you really hate dictators, don’t you. What did they ever do to you? Were you traumatized by Hitler as a youth?
Yes, I really do! Thanks, Empress!
I think it’s mostly the sad waste of opportunity. The “what might have been” if only they weren’t such arrogant, self-centred gits. That and the Hitler bear my mum bought me when I was two.
gawd. What we do to our kids, even while meaning well!
But really, if you were handed the opportunity to rule miillions absolutely and control armies, wouldn’t you take it Don’t try to deny it. There’s a tiny megalomaniac in all of us.
Ally – this is superb!! Well done
Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed!
Simply genius.