It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so I felt a reblog of this might be in order.
September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW:
I am the very model of a modern movie buccaneer,
When playing Captain Jack, it’s like a Rolling Stone has snuck in here,
Although the script has major holes that you could drive a truck through, dear,
I know the slightly druggy stance will still advance my film career.
I’m very well acquainted, too, with characters satanical,
The whole gamut, from A to Z, from putz to puritanical,
But here I am, again, alongside extras wearing manacles
To save us all, once more, from foes impressively tyrannical
ALL:
To save us all, once more, from foes impressively tyrannical!
CAPTAIN JACK:
I’m very good at slightly otherworldly folk, like Scissorhands;
My Michael Jackson made a breeze of Willy Wonka’s businessman:
I won Winona over then tattooed her on my arm, just here
I am the very model of a…
View original post 287 more words