It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so I felt a reblog of this might be in order.
September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW:
I am the very model of a modern movie buccaneer,
When playing Captain Jack, it’s like a Rolling Stone has snuck in here,
Although the script has major holes that you could drive a truck through, dear,
I know the slightly druggy stance will still advance my film career.
I’m very well acquainted, too, with characters satanical,
The whole gamut, from A to Z, from putz to puritanical,
But here I am, again, alongside extras wearing manacles
To save us all, once more, from foes impressively tyrannical
To save us all, once more, from foes impressively tyrannical!
I’m very good at slightly otherworldly folk, like Scissorhands;
My Michael Jackson made a breeze of Willy Wonka’s businessman:
I won Winona over then tattooed her on my arm, just here
I am the very model of a…
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