Monthly Archives: July 2015

Red in Tooth and Claw

Posted on July 29, 2015 by captainlimey

RIP #CecilTheLion Breaking News July 29th 2035 One of the last remaining dentists in the world was hunted down and killed last night in an act that was described by Save Our Dentists’ Skins (SODS) as “unmitigated savagery”. Dentists have … Continue reading →

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Seek The Answer Within

Posted on July 27, 2015 by captainlimey

Over the years, popular music has posed several enduring questions, but few have ever been approached using the scientific method. “Rigour” is my middle name. Well to be strictly factual, it is my fifth middle name from the right, just … Continue reading →

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Gull Wars

Posted on July 21, 2015 by captainlimey

Truro Council hopes ‘anti-gull’ paint will thwart seagulls putting the seaside town ‘under siege’ The Independent It seems the summer silly season is upon us once more. Or is it? With some help from my spirit guide, Bob, I asked five famous authors … Continue reading →

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Defeeting Terorism by Nigel Molesworth (The Curse of St Custard’s)

Posted on July 2, 2015 by captainlimey

With apologies to Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle @reelmolesworth has been keeping the flame alive much longer than I (GRAMMER). Please follow him if you read and like  this. Hello, gentle reeder and welcome back to st custards. Everything you wanted … Continue reading →

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