The Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is carted round the fairways like some ochrous golfing gourd;
He hath loosed a drive like lightning, for a hole-in-one reward*:
His Lie is marching on.

(Chorus)
Glory glory, allez-Q-ya!
Glory, glory, allez-Q-ya!
Glory, glory, allez-Q-ya!
His Lie is marching on.

I have seen him in the chyrons of a hundred Fox reports,
They have builded him an army of believers he exhorts
To answer “leftie” viewpoints with alt-righteous retorts:
His Lie is marching on.

(Chorus)

I have read a fiery speech note, writ with Sharpie on a card:
“They have stolen our election, consequences must be hard;
We will storm and take the Capitol, smear shit on its façade!”  
His Lie is marching on.

(Chorus)

He has sounded forth the Trump pets that shall never call retreat;
He is doling out the pardons, one last Presidential feat;
He has freed his co-conspirators, so they might kiss his feet:
His Lie is marching on.

(Chorus)

In the bosom of a helicopter, Trump was borne aloft,
For his parting shot, a winner’s speech – you’d think he’d never lost,
And he’s fighting that election still, however high the cost

His Lie is marching on!

(Chorus)

He haunts his Mar-y-Lago home, an uninvited guest
Crashing other people’s weddings, making speeches nonetheless,
And he hopes for reinstatement soon, delusion at its best:
His Lie is marching on.

(Chorus)

His Lie is marching on!

*Allegedly. No one actually saw the ball drop in the hole, but it’s a small detail. He is the Chosen One.

About captainlimey

Captain Limey is the alter ego of a mild mannered idiot. He can also be found on Twitter, either as @CaptainLimey or in his new guise as a purveyor of Gangland Mummy Porn in @50ShadesOfKray. Despite a magnificent costume, specially created for him by his mother, he has no super powers, unless you count the ability of his skin to eat through metal, given enough time. This has led to the buggeration of several watches of his acquaintance but has not thus far proved harmful to other lifeforms. The Captain hopes you will enjoy his blogged musings and forgive the occasional rant against the world at large, and idiot dictators in particular. They really get his gander up.
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