Category Archives: Rants

Things or people that get the Captain’s gander up. WARNING: May include parody or sarcasm.

Hate in Your Heart

Posted on September 27, 2017 by captainlimey

Updated 23/10/17 I bought a new iPad recently, as my old one was showing signs of distress. I was thrilled to discover that my new toy came equipped with GarageBand, and that I could record stuff quite easily. I’m gradually … Continue reading →

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UN Certainty

Posted on August 22, 2013 by captainlimey

The UN Security Council today released its response to the latest Syrian atrocity after an all night emergency session. It sought “prompt clarification” from the Syrian Government, a harsh choice of words according to the Russians, who had advocated “a … Continue reading →

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Blurring The Edges

Posted on April 4, 2013 by captainlimey

Plutonium is a preference for the habitual abuser of what is known as (half-life) And mushroom clouds can’t be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as (half-life) Jong Un’s got brewer’s droop, he gets intimidated … Continue reading →

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Such sweet sorrow…

Posted on November 7, 2011 by captainlimey

It is an inconvenient truth of package holidays that one must, of necessity, travel with one’s fellow Brits. I know it won’t win me many friends, but I’ve got to say that it’s, at best, a mixed blessing. I don’t mean to … Continue reading →

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Thank Gaddafi It’s Friday!

Posted on August 26, 2011 by captainlimey

Good morning, despots! And to those of you in the Nigerian Government, good morning tosspots! (See what I did there?) Thank you so very much for your kind suggestion that I should step down, but I don’t think I’ll be taking advice from … Continue reading →

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